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Douglas Noël Adams bol anglický spisovateľ sci-fi.

✵ 11. marec 1952 – 11. máj 2001  •  Ďalšie mená Дуглас Адамс
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„Ľudské bytosti, ktoré sú takmer jedinečné tým, že majú schopnosť učiť sa zo skúseností iných, sú pozoruhodné aj tým, že sa im to zjavne nechce.“

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„42 je milé číslo, ktoré môžete zobrať domov a predstaviť svojej rodine.“

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42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family. (en)
Adamsova odpoveď na otázku, prečo práve 42 je odpoveď na základnú otázku života, vesmíru a všetkého (na pôde Brownovej univerzity okolo roku 1994).
Potvrdené výroky

„Do normálu sa vrátime ihneď ako stanovíme čo je vlastne normálne.“

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Douglas Adams citáty a výroky

„Fakt super ohromné. Je to také super brutálne úžasné, že by som to najradšej hneď ukradol.“

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

„""Vieš,"" nadhodil Arthur, ""vo chvíľach, ako je táto, keď som uväznený v prechodovej komore vogónskej lode s chlapom z Betelgeuze a čaká ma smrť zadusením vo vákuu vesmíru, vážne ľutujem, že som nepočúval, čo mi hovorila matka, keď som bol malý.""
""Prečo? Čo ti hovorila?""
""Neviem. Nepočúval som ju.""“

Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy

Stopárov sprievodca galaxiou

„Koľko ciest musí človek prejsť?“

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

„Táto okolnosť sa môže bez problémov stať predmetom napätia, pretože nie je absolútne ničím dôležitá.“

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

„Never ničomu, čo čítaš na nete. Okrem tohto. No, vrátane tohto, predpokladám.“

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Varianta: Neverte všetkému, čo je na internete. Až na toto. No, aj vrátane tohto, asi.

„Doterajší príbeh:
Na začiatku bol vytvorený Vesmír.
To nahnevalo veľa ľudí a je to všeobecne uznávané za zlý krok.“

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„Bežnou chybou, ktorú ľudia robia, keď sa snažia navrhnúť niečo úplne bezchybné, je podceňovanie vynaliezavosti úplných bláznov.“

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„Zriedka skončím tam, kam som mal v úmysle ísť, ale často skončím niekde, kam som potreboval.“

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„Máme normálnosť. Opakujem, máme normálnosť. Takže všetko, čo ani takto nedokážete zvládnuť, je preto váš vlastný problém.“

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Douglas Adams: Citáty v angličtine

“Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood… blood… blood… blood…”

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Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy

Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“People who need to bully you are the easiest to push around.”

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Douglas Adams The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Zdroj: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“Everybody has their moment of great opportunity in life. If you happen to miss the one you care about, then everything else becomes eerily easy.”

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Zdroj: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide: Five Complete Novels and One Story

“That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.”

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Douglas Adams Life, the Universe and Everything

Zdroj: Life, the Universe and Everything

“The door was the way to… to… The Door was The Way.”

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Douglas Adams kniha Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Zdroj: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (1987)
Kontext: The door was the way to... to... The Door was The Way. Good. Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to.

“The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Zdroj: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“It was his subconscious which told him this — that infuriating part of a person's brain which never responds to interrogation, merely gives little meaningful nudges and then sits humming quietly to itself, saying nothing.”

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Douglas Adams The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Zdroj: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (1988), Ch. 17

“I don't go to mythical places with strange men.”

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Zdroj: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“I like the cover," he said. "Don't Panic. It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day.”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n.
One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Meaning of Liff

Zdroj: The Deeper Meaning of Liff

“Yes, it is true that sometimes unusually intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid. But stupid children can sometimes appear to be stupid as well. I think that's something you might have to consider.”

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Zdroj: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Varianta: You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.
Zdroj: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“A fragrant breeze wandered up from the quiet sea, trailed along the beach, and drifted back to the sea again, wondering where to go next. On a mad impulse it went up to the beach again. It drifted back to sea.”

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Zdroj: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide: Five Complete Novels and One Story

“And so the Universe ended.”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Zdroj: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject the second time around.”

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Douglas Adams kniha So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Zdroj: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

“And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.”

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Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy

Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Rather than arriving five hours late and flustered, it would be better all around if he were to arrive five hours and a few extra minutes late, but triumphantly in command.”

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Douglas Adams The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Zdroj: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“… and the Universe,… will explode later for your pleasure.”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Zdroj: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“The idea was fantastically, wildly improbable. But like most fantastically, wildly improbable ideas it was at least as worthy of consideration as a more mundane one to which the facts had been strenuously bent to fit.”

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Zdroj: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.”

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Douglas Adams kniha Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Zdroj: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“I'm so great even I get tongue-tied talking to myself.”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Zdroj: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Beauty doesn't have to beanything. What's a vase about? What's a sunset or a flower about? What, for that matter, is Mozart's Twenty-third Piano Concerto?”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Salmon of Doubt

Zdroj: The Salmon of Doubt

“We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.”

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Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy

Varianta: and we’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere … and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Nobody got murdered before lunch. But nobody. People weren't up to it. You needed a good lunch to get both the blood-sugar and blood-lust levels up.”

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Douglas Adams The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Zdroj: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.”

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Douglas Adams kniha Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Zdroj: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“This man is the bee's knees, Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world.”

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Douglas Adams kniha So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Zdroj: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

“Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?”

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Zdroj: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.”

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Douglas Adams The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Zdroj: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (1988), Ch. 23

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