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Douglas Noël Adams bol anglický spisovateľ sci-fi.

✵ 11. marec 1952 – 11. máj 2001  •  Ďalšie mená Дуглас Адамс
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„Ľudské bytosti, ktoré sú takmer jedinečné tým, že majú schopnosť učiť sa zo skúseností iných, sú pozoruhodné aj tým, že sa im to zjavne nechce.“

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„42 je milé číslo, ktoré môžete zobrať domov a predstaviť svojej rodine.“

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42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family. (en)
Adamsova odpoveď na otázku, prečo práve 42 je odpoveď na základnú otázku života, vesmíru a všetkého (na pôde Brownovej univerzity okolo roku 1994).
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„Do normálu sa vrátime ihneď ako stanovíme čo je vlastne normálne.“

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„Fakt super ohromné. Je to také super brutálne úžasné, že by som to najradšej hneď ukradol.“

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

„""Vieš,"" nadhodil Arthur, ""vo chvíľach, ako je táto, keď som uväznený v prechodovej komore vogónskej lode s chlapom z Betelgeuze a čaká ma smrť zadusením vo vákuu vesmíru, vážne ľutujem, že som nepočúval, čo mi hovorila matka, keď som bol malý.""
""Prečo? Čo ti hovorila?""
""Neviem. Nepočúval som ju.""“

Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy

Stopárov sprievodca galaxiou

„Koľko ciest musí človek prejsť?“

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

„Táto okolnosť sa môže bez problémov stať predmetom napätia, pretože nie je absolútne ničím dôležitá.“

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

„Never ničomu, čo čítaš na nete. Okrem tohto. No, vrátane tohto, predpokladám.“

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Varianta: Neverte všetkému, čo je na internete. Až na toto. No, aj vrátane tohto, asi.

„Doterajší príbeh:
Na začiatku bol vytvorený Vesmír.
To nahnevalo veľa ľudí a je to všeobecne uznávané za zlý krok.“

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„Bežnou chybou, ktorú ľudia robia, keď sa snažia navrhnúť niečo úplne bezchybné, je podceňovanie vynaliezavosti úplných bláznov.“

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„Zriedka skončím tam, kam som mal v úmysle ísť, ale často skončím niekde, kam som potreboval.“

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„Máme normálnosť. Opakujem, máme normálnosť. Takže všetko, čo ani takto nedokážete zvládnuť, je preto váš vlastný problém.“

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Douglas Adams: Citáty v angličtine

“Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity — distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless”

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Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy

Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Here, for whatever reason, is the world. And here it stays. With me on it.”

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Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy

Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“There is an art to the business of making sandwiches which it is given to few ever to find the time to explore in depth. It is a simple task, but the opportunities for satisfaction are many and profound.”

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Zdroj: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide: Five Complete Novels and One Story

“Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”
“Yeah,” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Zdroj: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“How do you feel?" he asked him.
"Like a military academy," said Arthur. "Bits of me keep on passing out.”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“A learning experience is one of those things that say, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Salmon of Doubt

Varianta: A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.
Zdroj: Interview in The Daily Nexus (5 April 2000), reprinted in The Salmon of Doubt

“So the hours are pretty good then?' he resumed.
The Vogon stared down at him as sluggish thoughts moiled around in the murky depths.
Yeah,' he said, 'but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“What, are you, crazy?' 'It's a possibility I haven't ruled out yet', said Zaphod quietly. 'I know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“We are now cruising at a level of two to the power of twenty-five thousand to one against and falling, and we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway.”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it.”

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Zdroj: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.”

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Zdroj: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.”

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“How many roads must a man walk down?”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge?”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terribly bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.”

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“Who is this god person anyway?”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“That was it. That was really it. She knew that she had told herself that that was it only seconds earlier, but this was now the final real ulimate it.”

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Douglas Adams kniha Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Zdroj: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“She had what it took: great hair, a profound understanding of strategic lip gloss, the intelligence to understand the world and a tiny secret interior deadness which meant she didn’t care.”

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Douglas Adams kniha Mostly Harmless

Zdroj: Mostly Harmless

“In the great debate that has raged for centuries about what, if anything, happens to you after death, be it heaven, hell, purgatory or extinction, one thing has never been in doubt - that you would at least know the answer when you were dead.”

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Douglas Adams kniha Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Zdroj: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“Marvin was humming ironically because he hated humans so much.”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“What was the self-sacrifice?"
I jettisoned half of a much-loved and I think irreplaceable pair of shoes."
Why was that self-sacrifice?"
Because they were mine!" said Ford, crossly.
I think we have different value systems."
Well mine's better.”

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Zdroj: Mostly Harmless

“I was created to fulfill a function and I failed in it. I negated my own existence.”

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Zdroj: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.”

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“I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg
Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg.”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Zdroj: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“My absolute favorite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Salmon of Doubt

Zdroj: The Salmon of Doubt (2002)
Kontext: My favorite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favorite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

“The complexities of cause and effect defy analysis.”

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Douglas Adams kniha Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Zdroj: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”

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Douglas Adams kniha The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Zdroj: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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