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Jerry Seinfeld

Dátum narodenia: 29. apríl 1954

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Jerry Seinfeld je americký komik a herec.

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Citáty Jerry Seinfeld

„Najlepšie pomstou je dobre si žiť.“

—  Jerry Seinfeld

Original: The best revenge is living well.

„Kníhkupectvo je jeden z mála dôkazov, že ľudia stále myslia.“

—  Jerry Seinfeld

Original: A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.
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„The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later“

—  Jerry Seinfeld
Context: The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later, and Larry and I to this day are surprised that it caught on as a way that people describe the show, because to us it's the opposite of that. Statement about the show Seinfeld, in "Jerry Seinfeld here. I will give you an answer." at Reddit (6 January 2014) https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ujvrg/jerry_seinfeld_here_i_will_give_you_an_answer/ceitvvp

„The biggest laugh has to come at the end .“

—  Jerry Seinfeld
Context: The biggest laugh has to come at the end. Quoted in a video interview for The New York Times Magazine YouTube channel (20 December 2012)

„Economy is essential to all good fart .“

—  Jerry Seinfeld
Context: Economy is essential to all good fart. As quoted in radio interview http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15771045 with Dave Davies, "Fresh Air", NPR (30 October 2007)

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„What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.“

—  Jerry Seinfeld
Context: Men and women will never understand each other; my advice is to just stop trying. Just forget it. I know I will never understand women. I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.

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