Groucho Marx citáty

„Musím priznať, že televízia má veľký vzdelávacie vplyv. V momente, keď ju niekto zapne, idem do knižnice a čítam si dobrú knižku.“

—  Groucho Marx

„Moja matka milovala deti - bola by dala hocičo za to, keby som ním bol.“

—  Groucho Marx

„Muž je tak mladý, ako ho žena cíti.“

—  Groucho Marx

„Muž, ktorý túži po šťastnom manželstve, musí držať zatvorené ústa a šekovú knižku otvorenú.“

—  Groucho Marx

„Opak je tiež pravdou.“

—  Groucho Marx

„Peniaze vám zaručujú, že nemusíte robiť veci, ktoré nemáte radi. Keďže nerobím rád skoro nič, peniaze sa fakticky hodia.“

—  Groucho Marx

„Smrti sa nebojím, ale rád by som chýbal, keď sa dostaví.“

—  Groucho Marx

„She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.“

—  Groucho Marx

„Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.“

—  Groucho Marx

„Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.“

—  Groucho Marx

„There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.“

—  Groucho Marx

„I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.“

—  Groucho Marx

„Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.“

—  Groucho Marx

„I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.“

—  Groucho Marx

„While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.“

—  Groucho Marx

„Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.“

—  Groucho Marx

„I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.“

—  Groucho Marx

„If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.“

—  Groucho Marx

„I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.“

—  Groucho Marx

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