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Joseph Heller bol americký spisovateľ.

✵ 1. máj 1923 – 12. december 1999
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„Žiarlivá žena len dokazuje, že nepozná svojho muža natoľko, aby vedela, že vlastne nemá načo žiarliť.“

Joseph Heller

„Urob to sexy a zábavné a máš skoro všetko, čo potrebuješ pre čítanú knihu, z ktorej by sa mohol vykľuť veľký bestseller.“

Joseph Heller

„Bol považovaný za experta ľuďmi, ktorí toho veľa nevedeli.“

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Joseph Heller Citáty o mužoch a chalanoch

„Nebol by si normálny, keby si sa nikdy nebál. Dokonca aj najodvážnejší muži zažívajú strach. Jednou z najväčších úloh v boji je prekonať strach.“

Joseph Heller

„Niektorí muži sa rodia priemerní, niektorí muži dosahujú priemernosť a na niektorých sa priemernosť vrhne sama.“

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Joseph Heller citáty a výroky

„Nechcel by som žiť bez silných pochybností.“

Joseph Heller

„Prostitúcia jej poskytuje príležitosť stretávať ľudí. Postará sa jej o čerstvý vzduch a zmysluplné cvičenie, a udržuje ju z dosahu problémoch.“

Joseph Heller

„Šialenstvo je nákazlivé.“

Joseph Heller

„Ak je charakter osudom, dobrí sú zatratení.“

Joseph Heller

„Roky sú príliš krátke, dni sú príliš dlhé.“

Joseph Heller

„Bude žiť večne alebo zomrie pri pokuse žiť večne.“

Joseph Heller

„Nie som si ani istý, či sme naozaj mali takú veľkú potrebu mať Boha, ako sme sa zdali mať potrebu veriť v Neho.“

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Joseph Heller: Citáty v angličtine

“Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery or simple bad luck.”

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Joseph Heller kniha God Knows

Zdroj: God Knows (1984)

“What do you do when it rains?"
The captain answered frankly. "I get wet.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“You have deep-seated survival anxieties. And you don't like bigots, bullies, snobs or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate."

"Consciously, sir, consciously," Yossarian corrected in an effort to help. "I hate them consciously.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“Where were you born?"
"On a battlefield," [Yossarian] answered.
"No, no. In what state were you born?"
"In a state of innocence.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt, and his only mission each time he went up was to come down alive.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22 (1961)

“Let's take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“Surely there can't be so many countries worth dying for.'
Anything worth living for,' said Nately, 'is worth dying for.'
And anything worth dying for,' answered the sacrilegious old man, 'is certainly worth living for.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch 22

“You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You're dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot!”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“Men," he began his address to the officers, measuring his pauses carefully. "You're American officers. The officers of no other army in the world can make that statement. Think about it.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskoph had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Something Happened

Something Happened (1974)

“I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch 22

“I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“For war there is always enough. It's peace that's expensive.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Closing Time

Zdroj: Closing Time

“where are the snowdens of yesteryear?”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Varianta: Who is Spain?
Why is Hitler?
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Zdroj: Catch-22

“Hasn't it ever occurred to you that in your promiscuous pursuit of women you are merely trying to assuage your subconscious fears of sexual impotence?"
"Yes, sir, it has."
"Then why do you do it?"
"To assuage my fears of sexual impotence.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch 22

“You're an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I'm an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I'm in an ideal position to appreciate it.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

“While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.”

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Joseph Heller kniha Catch-22

Zdroj: Catch-22

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