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Graham Chapman bol anglický komik, spisovateľ, herec a jeden zo šestice členov surreálnej komediálnej skupiny s názvom Monty Python. Wikipedia  

✵ 8. január 1941 – 4. október 1989
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Graham Chapman: 26 citátov0 Páči sa

Graham Chapman: Citáty v angličtine

“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.”

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“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“Tis but a scratch!"

"A scratch? Your arm's off!"

"No it isn't."

"Then what's that?"

"Oh come on, pansy!”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Beldevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause]… I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“One, two,… five!"
"Three, my lord.”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“I am known by many names, but you may call me… Tim.”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition… A contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says."

No, it's not…”

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“McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry.

Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.

McGough: Really? When?

Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time…”

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“I fart in your general direction.”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.”

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Zdroj: Monty Python's Flying Circus

“Camelot is a silly place.”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“She turned me into a newt.
… But I got better…”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!”

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Zdroj: Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Screenplay

“Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.”

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“Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.”

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“Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health… what have the Romans ever done for?

Brought peace!”

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Zdroj: The Life Of Brian: Screenplay

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