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George Burns

Dátum narodenia: 20. január 1896
Dátum úmrtia: 9. marec 1996

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Citáty George Burns

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George Burns6
1896 – 1996
„Keby ste boli ženatí s Marilyn Monroe, podvádzali by ste ju s nejakou škaredou slečnou.“
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George Burns6
1896 – 1996
„Keď som bol mladý, Mŕtve more bolo ešte živé.“
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George Burns6
1896 – 1996
„Stačí jeden drink, aby som bol vyradený. Bohužiaľ si nespomínam, či je to trinásty alebo štrnásty.“
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George Burns6
1896 – 1996
„Láska má nekonečné množstvo stupníc a každý z nás žije na inom stupni.“
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George Burns6
1896 – 1996
„Ak chceš hneď teraz stratiť 85 kíl, zbav sa svojho manžela.“
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George Burns6
1896 – 1996
„Radšej by som bol neúspešný v niečom, čo mám rád, ako úspešný v niečom, čo nemám rád.“
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American comedian, actor, and writer 1896 – 1996
„Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.“
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George Burns35
American comedian, actor, and writer 1896 – 1996
„Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.“
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George Burns35
American comedian, actor, and writer 1896 – 1996
„If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.“
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George Burns35
American comedian, actor, and writer 1896 – 1996
„You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.“
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George Burns35
American comedian, actor, and writer 1896 – 1996
„When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.“
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George Burns35
American comedian, actor, and writer 1896 – 1996
„I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.“
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George Burns35
American comedian, actor, and writer 1896 – 1996
„Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.“
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George Burns35
American comedian, actor, and writer 1896 – 1996
„Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.“
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George Burns35
American comedian, actor, and writer 1896 – 1996
„I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.“
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George Burns35
American comedian, actor, and writer 1896 – 1996
„Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.“

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