Matt Groening citáty

“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”

“English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.”

“Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.”

“Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
— Russ Cargill”

“To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life's problems”

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

Homer Simpson”

“Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known… then went crazy as a loon."

Lisa Simpson”

“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."

Homer Simpson”

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”

“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

Homer Simpson”

“I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.

Homer Simpson”

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”

“The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.”

“I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”

“I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.”

“This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"

Homer Simpson”

“I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”

“Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people.”

“When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”

“Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.”

“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.

Homer Simpson”

“I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!”

“You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)”

“Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good."”