„Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.“
Zdroj: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants
Louise Rennison citátov
0 0Louise Rennison
Dátum narodenia: 19. november 1951
Dátum úmrtia: 29. február 2016
Louise Rennison bola anglická spisovateľka.
Citáty Louise Rennison
„He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.“
Zdroj: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants
„I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.“
Zdroj: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
„He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty.“
Zdroj: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
„Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?“
Zdroj: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
„If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!“
Zdroj: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
„I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.“
Zdroj: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
„Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.“
Zdroj: Stop in the Name of Pants!
„Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.“
Zdroj: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
„Look, I can't go out with you, because… because… because I'm a lesbian.“
— Louise Rennison, kniha Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Zdroj: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
„I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.“
— Louise Rennison, kniha Withering Tights
Zdroj: Withering Tights
„When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image.“
— Louise Rennison, kniha Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Zdroj: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
„When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.“
— Louise Rennison, kniha Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
Zdroj: Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
„What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?“
Zdroj: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
„You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!“
Zdroj: Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers
