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— Josh Billings
Josh Billings, Hiz Sayings, Chapter 78: "Domestik Receipts in Full" http://books.google.com/books?id=gNw-AQAAMAAJ&q=%22Tew+bring+up+a+child+in+the%22+%22he+should+go+travel+that+wa+yourself%22&pg=PA217#v=onepage (1865)

„I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain't so.“

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— Josh Billings
" Sollum Thoughts http://books.google.com/books?id=7rA8AAAAYAAJ&q=%22tew+know+nothing%22#v=snippet&q=%22tew%20know%20nothing%22&f=false". in Everybody's Friend: Josh Billing's Encyclopedia & Proverbial Philosophy of Wit & Humor (1874) Variant: I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.

„A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided—it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.“

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— Josh Billings

„Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.“

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„I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.“

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„Dangers are sum like a kold bath, very dangerous while you stand stripped on the bank, but often not only harmless, but invigorating, if you pitch into them.“

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„Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Etiam egestas wisi a erat. Morbi imperdiet, mauris ac auctor dictum.“

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„Ak má niekto pravdu, nemôže byť príliš radikálny, ak nemá pravdu, nemôže byť príliš konzervatívny.“

„Zo slabocha si radšej urobte nepriateľa ako priateľa.“

„Skúsenosti zvyšuje našu múdrosť, ale nezmenšuje našu hlúposť.“

„Vezmi do úvahy poštovú známku, syn môj. Zabezpečuje si úspech svojou schopnosťou držať sa jednej veci dovtedy, kým sa tam nedostane.“

„Muž a žena neznamená vždy len lásku. Často predstavujú nesúlad vo všetkom, čo sa ich spoločne týka.“

„Je štatistickým faktom, že ničomníci pracujú usilovnejšie na tom, aby sa dostali do pekla, ako spravodliví na tom, aby vošli do neba.“

„Jeden z najlepších dočasných liekov na pýchu a afektovanie je morská choroba. Človek, ktorý chce zvracať, sa nikdy nevyvyšuje.“

„Chovajte kravu a mlieko budete musieť riediť vodou iba raz.“

„If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless."“

„The grate desire ov mi life iz tew amuze sumboddy. I had rather be able to set the multiplikashun table tew sum lively tune than tew hav bin the author ov it.“

„Tew bring up a child in the wa he should go—travel that wa yourself.“

„I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain't so.“

„A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided—it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.“

„Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.“

„I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.“

„Dangers are sum like a kold bath, very dangerous while you stand stripped on the bank, but often not only harmless, but invigorating, if you pitch into them.“

„Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Etiam egestas wisi a erat. Morbi imperdiet, mauris ac auctor dictum.“

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