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Jasper Fforde - chýba nám detailnejší popis autora.

✵ 11. január 1961  •  Ďalšie mená یاسپر فورد, Джаспер Ффорде
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Jasper Fforde citáty a výroky

„Knihy možno vyzerajú len ako slová na stránke, ale v skutočnosti sú nekonečne zložitou technológiou imaginotransferencie, ktorá prekladá zvláštne, atramentové čiarky do obrazov vo vašej hlave.“

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Jasper Fforde: Citáty v angličtine

“I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!”

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Jasper Fforde kniha Lost in a Good Book

Zdroj: Lost in a Good Book

“There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says… it's payback time!”

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Jasper Fforde kniha Something Rotten

Zdroj: Something Rotten

“If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha Something Rotten

Zdroj: Something Rotten

“Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha First Among Sequels

Zdroj: First Among Sequels

“Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just… well,, that's all.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha The Eyre Affair

Zdroj: The Eyre Affair

“Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha The Eyre Affair

Zdroj: The Eyre Affair

“Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha The Eyre Affair

Zdroj: The Eyre Affair

“If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha The Big Over Easy

Zdroj: The Big Over Easy

“Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha The Well of Lost Plots

Zdroj: The Well of Lost Plots

“Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha First Among Sequels

Zdroj: First Among Sequels

“Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.”

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Zdroj: Shades of Grey

“Do I have to talk to insane people?"
"You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha The Woman Who Died a Lot

Zdroj: The Woman Who Died a Lot

“Sorry," [Hamlet] said, rubbing his temples. "I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I had this overwhelming desire to talk for a very long time without actually doing anything.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha Something Rotten

Zdroj: Something Rotten

“Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha Lost in a Good Book

Zdroj: Lost in a Good Book

“The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.”

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Zdroj: Shades of Grey

“Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha First Among Sequels

Zdroj: First Among Sequels

“Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha Lost in a Good Book

Zdroj: Lost in a Good Book

“The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the best. It wasn't a great plan, but it had the benefits of simplicity and a long tradition.”

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Zdroj: Shades of Grey

“Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.”

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“I'll tell you what love is" I said, "It is blind devotion, unquestioning self humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and against the whole world, giving up your heart and soul to the smiter.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha Lost in a Good Book

Zdroj: Lost in a Good Book

“You'll like it here; everyone ismad.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha Lost in a Good Book

Zdroj: Lost in a Good Book

“Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha Something Rotten

Zdroj: Something Rotten

“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha The Eyre Affair

Zdroj: The Eyre Affair

“Reality TV was to me the worst form of entertainment--the modern equivalent of paying sixpence to watch lunatics howling at the wall down at the local madhouse.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha First Among Sequels

Zdroj: First Among Sequels

“For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha One of Our Thursdays Is Missing

Zdroj: One of Our Thursdays Is Missing

“Prejudice is a product of ignorance that hides behind barriers of tradition.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha The Fourth Bear

Zdroj: The Fourth Bear

“…Tell me, has anything odd happened to you recently?
What do you mean, odd?'
Unusual. Deviating from the customary. Something outside the usual parameters of normalcy. An occurrence of unprecedented weird.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha Lost in a Good Book

Zdroj: Lost in a Good Book

“Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.”

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Jasper Fforde kniha The Well of Lost Plots

Zdroj: The Well of Lost Plots