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Henry Louis Mencken bol americký novinár a spisovateľ.

✵ 12. september 1880 – 29. január 1956
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„Láska je triumf predstavivosti nad inteligenciou.“

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„Človek, ktorý sa dokáže smiať, hoci len sám na sebe, nikdy nie je skutočne nešťastný.“

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„Ľudský život je v podstate komédiou.“

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„Filozof je slepec v tmavej miestnosti, ktorý hľadá čiernu mačku, ktorá tam nie je. Teológ je človek, ktorý ju nájde.“

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„Prekonať strach je začiatok múdrosti.“

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Henry Louis Mencken Citáty o ženách

„Aj tá najšťastnejšie vydatá žena s potešením tají, že jestvuje muž, ktorý si želá, aby nebola vydatá.“

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„Aspoň v jednom sa muži aj ženy zhodnú. Jedni aj druhí nedôverujú ženám.“

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Varianta: Muži a ženy sa zhodnú aspoň v jednom: ani jedni, ani druhí nedôverujú ženám.

„Keď sa ženy bozkávajú, musím vždy myslieť na boxerov, ktorí si podávajú ruky pred zápasom.“

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„Láska je falošná predstava, že jedna žena sa líšia od druhej.“

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Varianta: Láska ... prelud, že sa jedna žena líši od druhej.

„Muži sú na tom lepšie než ženy. Za prvé vstupujú do manželstvá neskôr, za druhé skôr umierajú.“

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Henry Louis Mencken citáty a výroky

„Čím viac starnem, tým viac nedôverujú doktríne, že vek so sebou prináša múdrosť.“

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„Nevieme robiť veľké veci, iba malé s veľkou láskou.“

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„Cudzoložstvo je aplikácia demokracie na lásku.“

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„Každý normálny muž musí byť čas od času v pokušení napľuť si do dlaní, vyvesiť čierny prápor a dať sa do podrezávania krku ".“

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„V Boha dôverujeme, ostatní platia v hotovosti.“

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„Boh je nezanedbateľnej útočisko neschopných, bezmocných, úbohých. Nenachádzajú v jeho náručí iba útechu, ale aj určitý druh superiority, uľahčujúce ich zraňovanému EGU; On ich chce postaviť nad tých, ktorí sú lepší ako oni.“

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„Demagóg je človek, ktorý prednáša doktrínu, o ktorej vie, že je zlá, ľuďom, o ktorých vie, že sú hlupáci.“

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„Demokracia je teória, ktorá hovorí, že obyčajní ľudia vedia, čo chcú, a že si zaslúžia to dostať dobré a v konkrétnej podobe.“

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„Manželstvo urobí z dvoch ľudí jedného. Ťažko je však určiť, ktorý z nich to bude.“

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Varianta: Svadba urobí z dvoch ľudí jedného, ťažšie je určiť, ktorý z nich to bude.

„Protestantstvo prispelo ľudskému mysleniu hlavne svojím masívnym dôkazom, že Boh je nudný.“

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„Trvá to dlho, kým človek dôverčivý od prírody sa zmieri s myšlienkou, že Boh mu nakoniec nepomôže.“

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„Vesmír je obrovský zotrvačník, točiaci sa rýchlosťou 10 000 otáčok za minútu. Človek je slabá mucha, ktorá sa na ňom v závratoch zmieta. Náboženstvo je teória, že tento zotrvačník bol vynájdení a roztočený, aby na ňom človek jazdil.“

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„Viera v Boha môže byť v stručnosti definovaná ako nelogická dôvera v zjavenie pravdepodobného.“

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„Ženy nenávidia revolúciu a revolucionárov. Majú rady mužov poddajných, ktorí sú vážení v banke a nechodia nikdy neskoro na obed.“

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Henry Louis Mencken: Citáty v angličtine

“Christian — One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.”

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1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)

“All the benefit that a New Yorker gets out of Kansas is no more than what he might get out of Saskatchewan, the Argentine pampas, or Siberia. But New York to a Kansan is not only a place where he may get drunk, look at dirty shows and buy bogus antiques; it is also a place where he may enforce his dunghill ideas upon his betters.”

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"The Calamity of Appomattox," The American Mercury (September 1930)
1930s

“The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.”

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Prejudices, Fourth Series, ch. 11 (1924)
1920s

“Off goes the head of the king, and tyranny gives way to freedom. The change seems abysmal. Then, bit by bit, the face of freedom hardens, and by and by it is the old face of tyranny. Then another cycle, and another. But under the play of all these opposites there is something fundamental and permanent — the basic delusion that men may be governed and yet be free.”

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Preface to the first edition of The American Credo : A Contribution Toward the Interpretation of the National Mind (1920)
1920s

“Men in the mass never brook the destructive discussion of their fundamental beliefs, and that impatience is naturally most evident in those societies in which men in the mass are most influential. Democracy and free speech are not facets of one gem; democracy and free speech are eternal enemies.”

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1940s–present, Introduction to Nietzsche's The Antichrist

“Mankind has failed miserably in its effort to devise a rational system of government. […] The art of government is the exclusive possession of quacks and frauds. It has been so since the earliest days, and it will probably remain so until the end of time.”

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1940s–present, Minority Report : H.L. Mencken's Notebooks (1956)

“When the water reaches the upper deck, follow the rats.”

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Mencken quotes this in Newspaper Days, 1899–1906 (1941) as a maxim he learned from Al Goodman
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“No healthy man, in his secret heart, is content with his destiny. He is tortured by dreams and images as a child is tortured by the thought of a state of existence in which it would live in a candy store and have two stomachs.”

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The Art Eternal, New York Evening Mail (1918)
1910s

“I admit freely enough that, by careful breeding, supervision of environment and education, extending over many generations, it might be possible to make an appreciable improvement in the stock of the American negro, for example, but I must maintain that this enterprise would be a ridiculous waste of energy, for there is a high-caste white stock ready at hand, and it is inconceivable that the negro stock, however carefully it might be nurtured, could ever even remotely approach it. The educated negro of today is a failure, not because he meets insuperable difficulties in life, but because he is a negro. He is, in brief, a low-caste man, to the manner born, and he will remain inert and inefficient until fifty generations of him have lived in civilization. And even then, the superior white race will be fifty generations ahead of him.”

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Men versus the Man: A Correspondence between Robert Rives La Monte, Socialist, and H.L. Mencken, Individualist (1910), pg. 116
1910s

“Women have a hard time of it in this world. They are oppressed by man-made laws, man-made social customs, masculine egoism, the delusion of masculine superiority. Their one comfort is the assurance that, even though it may be impossible to prevail against man, it is always possible to enslave and torture a man.”

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&quot;Duty Before Security&quot;, The Smart Set, June 1919 http://books.google.com/books?id=ySscAAAAIAAJ&amp;q=%22Women+have+a+hard+time+of+it+in+this+world+They+are+oppressed+by+man+made+laws+man+made+social+customs+masculine+egoism+the+delusion+of+masculine+superiority+Their+one+comfort+is+the+assurance+that+even+though+it+may+be+impossible+to+prevail+against+man+it+is+always+possible+to+enslave+and+torture+a+man%22&amp;pg=RA1-PA49#v=onepage <br class="br">&quot;The Incomparable Buzzsaw&quot;, Prejudices: Second Series, Ch. 10 http://books.google.com/books?id=hy47AAAAYAAJ&amp;q=%22Women+have+a+hard+time+of+it+in+this+world+They+are+oppressed+by+man+made+laws+man+made+social+customs+masculine+egoism+the+delusion+of+masculine+superiority+Their+one+comfort+is+the+assurance+that+even+though+it+may+be+impossible+to+prevail+against+man+it+is+always+possible+to+enslave+and+torture+a+man%22&amp;pg=PA237#v=onepage (1920) <br class="br">1910s

“Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee, and it would take an autopsy to prove he was not a theologian.”

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Baltimore Evening Sun (4 April 1927)
1920s

“Socialism is the theory that the desire of one man to get something he hasn’t got is more pleasing to a just God than the desire of some other man to keep what he has got.”

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A Little Book in C Major, New York, NY, John Lane Company (1916) p. 51
1910s

“Platitude — An idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.”

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1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)

“Politics, under a democracy, reduces itself to a mere struggle for office by flatterers of the proletariat; even when a superior man prevails at that disgusting game he must prevail at the cost of his self-respect. Not many superior men make the attempt. The average great captain of the rabble, when he is not simply a weeper over irremediable wrongs, is a hypocrite so far gone that he is unconscious of his own hypocrisy—a slimy fellow, offensive to the nose.”

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1940s–present, Introduction to Nietzsche's The Antichrist

“Of all the religions ever devised by the great practical jokers of the race, [Christianity] is the one that offers most for the least money, so to speak, to the inferior man. It starts out by denying his inferiority in plain terms: all men are equal in the sight of God. It ends by erecting that inferiority into a sort of actual superiority: it is a merit to be stupid, and miserable, and sorely put upon—of such are the celestial elect. Not all the eloquence of a million Nietzsches, nor all the painful marshalling of evidence of a million Darwins and Harnacks, will ever empty that great consolation of its allure. The most they can ever accomplish is to make the superior orders of men acutely conscious of the exact nature of it, and so give them armament against the contagion.”

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1940s–present, Introduction to Nietzsche's The Antichrist

“Q: If you find so much that is unworthy of reverence in the United States, then why do you live here?
A: Why do men go to zoos?”

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1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)

“Lawyer — One who protects us against robbers by taking away the temptation.”

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1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)

“No man, I suppose, ever admits to himself candidly that he gets his living in a dishonourable way.”

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1920s, Notes on Democracy (1926)

“The Gettysburg speech was at once the shortest and the most famous oration in American history… But let us not forget that it is poetry, not logic; beauty, not sense. Think of the argument in it! Put it into the cold words of everyday! The doctrine is simply this: that the Union soldiers who died at Gettysburg sacrificed their lives to the cause of self-determination – "that government of the people, by the people, for the people, should not perish from the earth". It is difficult to imagine anything more untrue. The Union soldiers in the battle actually fought against self-determination; it was the Confederates who fought for the right of their people to govern themselves.”

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Zdroj: 1920s, Prejudices, Third Series (1922), Ch. 8

“One hears murmurs against Mussolini on the ground that he is a desperado: the real objection to him is that he is a politician. Indeed, he is probably the most perfect specimen of the genus politician on view in the world today. His career has been impeccably classical. Beginning life as a ranting Socialist of the worst type, he abjured Socialism the moment he saw better opportunities for himself on the other side, and ever since then he has devoted himself gaudily to clapping Socialists in jail, filling them with castor oil, sending blacklegs to burn down their houses, and otherwise roughing them. Modern politics has produced no more adept practitioner.”

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"Mussolini" in the Baltimore Evening Sun (3 August 1931), also in A Second Mencken Chrestomathy : New Selections from the Writings of America's Legendary Editor, Critic, and Wit (1994) edited by Terry Teachout, p. 34
1930s

“If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he needs so sorely, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House yard come Wednesday.”

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The American Mercury (March 1936) - referring to Franklin Delano Roosevelt
1930s

“What is not true, as everyone knows, is always immensely more fascinating and satisfying to the vast majority of men than what is true. Truth has a harshness that alarms them, and an air of finality that collides with their incurable romanticism.”

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1920s, Notes on Democracy (1926)

“Nietzsche, an infinitely harder and more courageous intellect, was incapable of any such confusion of ideas; he seldom allowed sentimentality to turn him from the glaring fact.”

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1940s–present, Introduction to Nietzsche's The Antichrist

“I believe in only one thing and that thing is human liberty. If ever a man is to achieve anything like dignity, it can happen only if superior men are given absolute freedom to think what they want to think and say what they want to say. I am against any man and any organization which seeks to limit or deny that freedom... [and] the superior man can be sure of freedom only if it is given to all men.”

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As quoted in Letters of H. L. Mencken (1961) edited by Guy J. Forgue, p. xiii
1940s–present

“The truth, indeed, is something that mankind, for some mysterious reason, instinctively dislikes. Every man who tries to tell it is unpopular, and even when, by the sheer strength of his case, he prevails, he is put down as a scoundrel.”

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Chicago Tribune (23 May 1926)
1920s

“The American is marked, in fact, by precisely the habits of mind and act that one would look for in a man insatiably ambitious and yet incurably fearful, to wit, the habits, on the one hand, of unpleasant assertiveness, of somewhat boisterous braggardism, of incessant pushing, and, on the other hand, of conformity, caution and subservience. He is forever talking of his rights as if he stood ready to defend them with his last drop of blood, and forever yielding them up at the first demand.”

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The American Credo: A Contribution toward the Interpretation of the National Mind (1920)
1920s

“Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority. The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong. All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who have doubted the current moral values, not of men who have whooped them up and tried to enforce them. The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant, in this field as in all others. His culture is based on "I am not too sure."”

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1940s–present, Minority Report : H.L. Mencken's Notebooks (1956)

“The theory seems to be that so long as a man is a failure he is one of God's chillun, but that as soon as he has any luck he owes it to the Devil.”

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1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)

“Every step in human progress, from the first feeble stirrings in the abyss of time, has been opposed by the great majority of men. Every valuable thing that has been added to the store of man's possessions has been derided by them when it was new, and destroyed by them when they had power. They have fought every new truth ever heard of, and they have killed every truth-seeker who got into their hands.”

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Homo Neanderthalensis Baltimore Sun (June 29th, 1925), The Impossible Mencken
1920s

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