Chuck Palahniuk citáty

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„Úsmev môžete držať len na obmedzený čas, potom sú to len zuby.“

„Len nechcem zomrieť bez pár jaziev.“

„"Kým nebudete môcť ignorovať svoje okolnosti a robiť to, čo sľubujete," hovorí, "budete vždy pod kontrolou sveta."“

„Pravda je, že kdekoľvek sa rozhodnete byť, je to zlé miesto.“

„Otcovia. Matky. So všetkou tou starostlivosťou a pozornosťou. Zakaždým vás zničia, vždy.“

„Je veľa vecí, ktoré o ľuďoch, ktorých milujeme, nechceme vedieť.“

„Títo ľudia sa tak boja ticha. To sú moji susedia. Títo zvukoholici. Títo tichofóbici.“

„Jediná vec, ktorá nás oddeľuje od zvierat je ... že my máme pornografiu.“

„Nič nie je statické. Všetko sa vyvíja. Všetko sa rozpadá.“

„Stalo sa večné šťastie v rajskej záhrade tak nudné, že zjesť jablko bolo opodstatnené?“

“"What matters," Sister Vigilante says, "is, people need a monster they can believe in." A true horrible enemy. A demon to define themselves against. Otherwise, it's just us versus us.”

“Until you deal with your real personal issues, you'll never be able to control yourself.”

“This culling poem is a blessing. Why do you think it was created in the first place? It will save millions of people from the slow terrible death we're headed for from disease, from famine, drought, from solar radiation, from war, from all the places we're headed.”

“The masochist bullies the sadist into action. The most person person is actually the aggressor. Every day, just you living means the misery and death of plants and animals- and even some people. "Slaughterhouses, factory farms, sweatshops," she says, "like it or not, that's what your money buys."”

“Leather shoes and fried chicken and dead soldiers are only a tragedy if you waste their gift sitting in front of the television. Or stuck in traffic. Or stranded at some airport.”

“No detail is too minor to note.”

“If you haven’t already noticed, all my books are about a lonely person looking for some way to connect with other people.
In a way, that is the opposite of the American Dream: to get so rich you can rise above the rabble, all those people on the freeway or, worse, the bus.”

“You don't become a journalist because you're good at keeping secrets. Being a Journalist is about telling. It's about bearing the bad news. Spreading the contagion. The biggest story in history. This could be the end of mass media. The Culling song would be a plague unique to the Information Age. Imagine a world where people shun the television, the radio, movies, the Internet, magazines, and newspapers. People have to wear earplugs the way they wear condoms and rubber gloves. In the past, nobody worried too much about sex with strangers. Or before that, bites from fleas. Or untreated drinking water. Mosquitoes. Asbestos.”

“The journalist researches a story. The novelist imagines it.
What’s funny is, you’d be amazed at the amount of time a novelist has to spend with people in order to create this single lonely voice. This seemingly isolated world.
It’s hard to call any of my novels “fiction.””

“We should forgive God…”

“All my friends with PalmPilots and cell phones, they’re always calling themselves and leaving reminders to themselves about what’s about to happen. We leave Post-it notes for ourselves. We go to that shop in the mall, the one where they engrave whatever shit you want on a silver-plated box or a fountain pen, and we get a reminder for every special event that life goes by too fast for us to remember. We buy those picture frames where you record a message on a sound chip. We videotape everything! Oh, and now there’s those digital cameras, so we can all email around our photos — this century’s equivalent of the boring vacation slide show. We organize and reorganize. We record and archive.”

“All I do is track a profane route to something (I hope) profound. Like swimming a river of shit for a kiss.”

“When you think about it from a native plant perspective," Oyster says."Johnny Apple seed was a fucking biological terrorist.”

“Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can hurt like hell.”