On relationships with fat people.
Like, Totally (2006)
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On Australia, at the Melbourne Comedy Fest.
Other
What It Is (2009)
On Barack Obama
What It Is (2009)
“This is our Smeg fridge, the whole house is made of Smeg. We're made of Smeg, aren't we, Roy?”
"Yes, dear."
On visiting your children's friends' parents.
Monster (2004)
On warning on cigarettes boxes.
What It Is (2009)
“Your nose hair… which is grey… is in my eye.”
On how to hurt the ones you really love.
Like, Totally (2006)
On women.
Like, Totally (2006)
Yeah, Yeah (2011)
On the countryside.
Like, Totally (2006)
NO!
Get out of the bath.
NO!
Do something that's not mindless violence for 5 seconds, will you?
mmmmNO!
On children.
Monster (2004)
on David Cameron
Yeah, Yeah (2011)
What It Is (2009)
On fashion and cosmetic surgery.
What It Is (2009)
On modern technology
What It Is (2009)
He’s so fucking crooked he sleeps on a spiral staircase! So thoroughly corrupt, every time he smiles an angel gets gonorrhoea! He's had so many face-lifts, his face has moved to the top of his head, you have to get on a step-ladder to watch him lie!
On Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi.
What It Is (2009)
Like, Totally (2006)
And you're going, "Red or white wine, well, what would you like, darling? I don't know, what would you like?", all to block out the thought that's in your mind which is - "We're gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, right now. The plane is made of metal, the wings are made of metal, we're all eating, and I'm the only non-terrorist aboard, we're all going to die."
On travelling by aeroplane.
Like, Totally (2006)
On young male single friends attending baby shower.
Like, Totally (2006)
What It Is (2009)
"Urban Dysentery" for boys and girls!
On consumerism.
What It Is (2009)
The middle bit, which tries to come up with the excuse. And the back bit, which plays the last song that was on in the pub.
What It Is (2009)
On male "periods".
What It Is (2009)
